Watching: THE DESTRUCTION OF OUR WORLD
I have just been informed that...*closes eyes and gulps in terror*....I'm sorry I just...I just need a moment. *deep breath*.....*opens eyes and clasps hands together tightly* There is no way to escape this....there is no way to fight this.....no matter what we do we are all doomed. We can't hide from this nor can we avoid this. It has been a long time coming, and I'm sure you'll agree that we humans deserve this fate. We've made too many mistakes, been too careless, to proud of ourselves as a race...I wish we could somehow make up for all our crimes, but it is too late for that. I advise you to spend what little time of peace you have left with your family because....*shudders*...they are coming for us. In the end, none of us will be able to avoid this terrible curse.
THE SPACE DUCKS ARE ON THEIR WAY AND ONCE THEY ARE HERE THEY WILL TAKE ALL OF OUR BUBBLE GUM, ALL OF EARTH'S BUBBLE GUM, AND WE WILL HAVE NONE LEFT FOR OURSELVES, AND NEVER AGAIN WILL WE BE ABLE TO MAKE IT. THEY WILL TAKE THE KNOWLEDGE OF BUBBLE GUM MAKING FROM US, BECAUSE WE HAVE BEEN CARELESS WITH IT. WE HAVEN'T APPRECIATED IT AS WE SHOULD. YOU CAN'T HIDE YOUR GUM. YOU CAN'T SAVE YOUR GUM. WE ARE GOING TO BE GUMLESS FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY AND WE HAVE NO ONE TO BLAME BUT OURSELVES! FEAR! FEAR THE SPACE DUCKS!